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      Jen Statsky @jenstatsky

    Gift @jenstatsky Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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  • jenstatsky
      Jen Statsky @jenstatsky

    My diet could best be described as, "unchaperoned child at a birthday party."

    • 2,877
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  • jenstatsky
      Jen Statsky @jenstatsky

    I've officially started crossing my sevens when I write them. It's a fun, easy way to distract myself from the fact that I'll be dead soon!

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      Jen Statsky @jenstatsky

    My favorite way to get ready for a party is to take a shower, climb into bed, and then not go to that party.

    • 2,401
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      Jen Statsky @jenstatsky

    FUN THING TO WRITE ON A POST CARD: "Weather is great, having tons of fun! Are you still planning to murder your mailman?"

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      Jen Statsky @jenstatsky

    If I ever find myself wearing a bathing suit with high heels I will know I made some serious wrong turns in my life.

    • 1,950
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      Jen Statsky @jenstatsky

    It's every dyslexic man's dream to meet a nice girl named Hannah.

    • 1,169
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      Jen Statsky @jenstatsky

    Think my friend might have a coke problem. He kept going to the bathroom during lunch & every time he came back he did a line off the table.

    • 1,750
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      Jen Statsky @jenstatsky

    “Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Maybelline.” – Terrible doctor.

    • 1,326
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      Jen Statsky @jenstatsky

    I see London, I see France, ok this train is going WAY too fast holyshit is that Madrid?!

    • 1,608
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    • 611
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      Jen Statsky @jenstatsky

    I may not photograph well, but IN PERSON I also look like something is off!!!

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      Jen Statsky @jenstatsky

    *checks email* *checks Twitter* *checks Facebook* *checks Instagram* *looks up at world for 9 seconds* *repeats for 60-70 years* *dies*

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      Jen Statsky @jenstatsky

    "One last thing: Lorraine, may I take a photo of you for my binder?" #debates

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      Jen Statsky @jenstatsky

    "Don't be that guy." - Anti-identify theft slogan.

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      Jen Statsky @jenstatsky

    Been waiting in this bathroom for an hour and an employee has yet to come wash my hands.

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      Jen Statsky @jenstatsky

    Should I go on the Paleo diet or annoy my friends some other way?

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      Jen Statsky @jenstatsky

    Goddamn it feels so fucking good to be part of America's largest 4G network.

    • 1,258
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      Jen Statsky @jenstatsky

    "Is this seat Taken?" - Guy who confuses Liam Neeson movies with a chair.

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      Jen Statsky @jenstatsky

    I've never written a first draft of something that didn't make me think anyone who read it would immediately cut ties with me as a person.

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      Jen Statsky @jenstatsky

    "Jen died doing what she loved: googling someone's net worth on her phone while driving."

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@jenstatsky

@jenstatsky

Writer for Lady Dynamite (Netflix 2016), Parks and Recreation, Broad City, Hello Ladies, & Late Night With Jimmy Fallon. Comedy's bad girl.

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