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  • jenstatsky
      Jen Statsky @jenstatsky

    Winter is filled with men trying to figure out the least feminine way to apply chapstick.

    • 2,543
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    justinhookDonnie_FairburnranasayysKause187TheRealMsKushLachys_no1_fanAaronSchuitemanlindseymcguire6
    • 2,851
    • RETWEETS
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  • jenstatsky
      Jen Statsky @jenstatsky

    My diet could best be described as, "unchaperoned child at a birthday party."

    • 2,860
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    MissouriManateemags_connerchapstique97murphyy_oliviarnontanalil_eathmonicamfochtmanGFGander
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  • jenstatsky
      Jen Statsky @jenstatsky

    My favorite way to get ready for a party is to take a shower, climb into bed, and then not go to that party.

    • 2,393
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    Donnie_FairburnSophRobinsonxxranasayysLindigkeitkathybotteasAaronSchuitemannextgagaCanadianMclovin
    • 1,305
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    Ilda_Lecterday_zombieBurnam1SparklebroomChristyLaurenMyeahsurewhatevs2PuntoMusicjennybella23
  • jenstatsky
      Jen Statsky @jenstatsky

    If I ever find myself wearing a bathing suit with high heels I will know I made some serious wrong turns in my life.

    • 1,944
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  • jenstatsky
      Jen Statsky @jenstatsky

    It's every dyslexic man's dream to meet a nice girl named Hannah.

    • 1,166
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    Donnie_FairburnsylphunCanadianMclovinTracktrailjaffryanzackkperryjane_botCJZ_1
    • 1,620
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  • jenstatsky
      Jen Statsky @jenstatsky

    FUN THING TO WRITE ON A POST CARD: "Weather is great, having tons of fun! Are you still planning to murder your mailman?"

    • 1,747
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  • jenstatsky
      Jen Statsky @jenstatsky

    Think my friend might have a coke problem. He kept going to the bathroom during lunch & every time he came back he did a line off the table.

    • 1,745
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    MrJVeeOldUncleDaveOaaydohDonnie_FairburnHurricaneElNino__kathybotteasCanadianMclovinOwen_finnegan13
    • 912
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  • jenstatsky
      Jen Statsky @jenstatsky

    “Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Maybelline.” – Terrible doctor.

    • 1,325
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    SirDilliganDonnie_FairburnCanadianMclovinTracktrailMakahiloGirlDanorSlimMandaLynn314ccrawford2012
    • 1,062
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  • jenstatsky
      Jen Statsky @jenstatsky

    I see London, I see France, ok this train is going WAY too fast holyshit is that Madrid?!

    • 1,604
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    • 611
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  • jenstatsky
      Jen Statsky @jenstatsky

    *checks email* *checks Twitter* *checks Facebook* *checks Instagram* *looks up at world for 9 seconds* *repeats for 60-70 years* *dies*

    • 924
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    nickchickownDrSMarteljustinhookDonnie_FairburnbluesymoodsHurricaneElNino__funnybeachgirlmrchikara
    • 1,104
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  • jenstatsky
      Jen Statsky @jenstatsky

    "One last thing: Lorraine, may I take a photo of you for my binder?" #debates

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    Donnie_FairburnCanadianMclovinatanenhaus_Mo_lee_weinerdog4lifeandyeriksonSaraThomas84pjlynch
    • 1,242
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  • jenstatsky
      Jen Statsky @jenstatsky

    "Don't be that guy." - Anti-identify theft slogan.

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  • jenstatsky
      Jen Statsky @jenstatsky

    Been waiting in this bathroom for an hour and an employee has yet to come wash my hands.

    • 1,063
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    justAmovieStarnishadtrivediDonnie_FairburnnextgagaCanadianMclovinjestcoastTracktraillizdennerlein
    • 525
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  • jenstatsky
      Jen Statsky @jenstatsky

    Should I go on the Paleo diet or annoy my friends some other way?

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  • jenstatsky
      Jen Statsky @jenstatsky

    Goddamn it feels so fucking good to be part of America's largest 4G network.

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      Jen Statsky @jenstatsky

    "Is this seat Taken?" - Guy who confuses Liam Neeson movies with a chair.

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  • jenstatsky
      Jen Statsky @jenstatsky

    I've never written a first draft of something that didn't make me think anyone who read it would immediately cut ties with me as a person.

    • 690
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      Jen Statsky @jenstatsky

    If your bf/gf tries to start a fight with you just say, "Please. Not during Toyotathon."

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    • 413
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  • jenstatsky
      Jen Statsky @jenstatsky

    What's the right age to tell a film that it's adapted?

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    SirDilliganDonnie_FairburnCanadianMclovino1iviacamillealleyofsinDarthXavierWhyconoclastDanorSlim
    • 613
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    justAmovieStarDanorSlimtessamaeharrisKyleMillerPIKevinWolfySirDilliganAmeliaOMDickensedguaila__
  • jenstatsky
      Jen Statsky @jenstatsky

    "Ebola 200!" - Italian guy saying his friend bowled a 200.

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    jenurquharttherDonnie_Fairburnjoey2talltwiztidyournutzBetsieKHcuriousteejgreggoodman77BratishPoddar
    • 416
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