Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
An app that emails you every 20 minutes to say "YES, YOU REMEMBERED TO LOCK THE CAR."
Not sure if someone saying "I saw the fat version of you" is a compliment, but l'll take it.
Went to the gym three times this week, so plan on hearing about it.
“you get a fav! And you get a fav! YOU’RE ALL GETTING FAVS!” - Oprah reading tweets
“I cant make it to your thing. Ive got this Arrested Development article due Monday.” - the whole United States?
hey everyone, i do finally have some updates about the tape. will announce later today. ***LOST MASKING TAPE***: https://twitter.com/meganamram/status/336943707674791937 …
By a round of silence, who here wants to see some live tweeting of the 1982 classic "An Officer and a Gentle Man?"
I hate ambiguity on Instagram. It's like, "Are you super rich and cool and popular or aren't you?!"
I want to see a movie where a girl turns into a vampire to be w/ her vampire boyfriend, then immediately realizes she's not that into him.
I don't know, Facebook. Asking, "What is your relationship status?" like that makes you seem kind of autistic.
Either I'm bad at completing my thoughts
AMBER ALERT: OLIVES CAN BE FILLING IF YOU EAT ENOUGH OF THEM
The scariest part of living alone is when I become convinced I could pull off a Daisy Buchanan hairstyle and no one is here to dissuade me.
Peter Dinklage is such a good actor, he's probably not even short.
I just bought all of Robin Thicke's albums on iTunes cuz I'm certain he's got a big dick and you know what good for him.
Writer (Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, The Onion, McSweeney's.) Lead singer (Train.)