Last night I dreamt of a new http auth method that involves Mast Brothers chocolate.

So yeah, things are really coming together for me.

The 80/20 rule to city walking: I'll move the first 80% out of the way, but if you don't give me the last 20%, expect a shoulder.

I just had a nightmare about this and I'm still awake -- http://t.co/OIYvbSOa

Having Mailbox, Gmail, Twitter and Tweetbot installed on my phone means I get 4 pushes whenever I get a fav. It's fucking glorious.

What I've picked up thus far from our Microsoft orientation: You need to clip more things to your belt.

Congrats to @camh on his new book deal. Check the preview of the cover: http://t.co/ayPkKTZi

Pretty sure my wallet should just have "Taco Money" written on it.

Observation #1 in @realmacsoftware's new clear app:

"This is as long as it can be" is exactly the max length of a task description.

just registered lanadeathray.com

Dang. I guess I'm the guy women stop to ask where they can shop for women's clothing in Williamsburg.

I hate myself. It’s gotten to the point where I only want single origin chocolate.

My new club. cc: @ccarella @mattlanger http://t.co/TBxPfS7N

If I’m interpreting the sky correctly, we’re all gonna die.

watching something that is really making me want to get out of tech forever, at least in nyc.

People, we need to stop @saspr, they are trying to put @camh into a museum or something. Please RT

the most important bookmarklet created this year http://t.co/H0rObAH cc:@nakajima @camh

Just learned that planes don’t fly, they just jump really far.

I wanna wear a "Where's buzz?" shirt to the tumblr party tonite.

Not that I'm invited.

The best thing about being an Android developer is that your boss doesn't use an Android device.

I wish cyanide turned beer green.