@manmademoon A Weinstein always pays his debts.

@shawnelliott  http://i.imgur.com/5MNmNfG.jpg 

Just want to point out the NRA's plan to stop school shootings is literally the plot of Kindergarten Cop.

@robdelaney you tweeted that same thing 408 days ago dick

HEY IN CASE ANYONE WAS WONDERING THE D-BAG IN THE BACKWARD HOLLISTER HAT SITTING NEXT TO ME DRANK 3 40’S LAST NIGHT. HE’S TOLD 4 PEOPLE.

@gleasondp hey dog, according to @sch_bes the term “gleasoning” is still in RAMPANT use at abington heights high school.

today is a better day than yesterday because today i didn’t wake up and instantly want to die

please god tell me chivalry isn’t the name of some poor stripper. RT @chrisbrown: "Chivalry aint dead"

100% sure this dude thinks @mayormcnutter is the actual mayor of philadelphia. validationnnn pic.twitter.com/ozT5fl7YmH

i wish i could participate in #tbt without the absolute 100% certainty that any picture i post will end up as the IBC computer background.

We accept the love we think we deserve:-)

my parents called me to tell me that they received two calls from parents worried that i broke my nose because they saw facebook pictures.

hey remember KONY 2012. you guys did a really great job with that.

if i were a girl on twitter a very funny and relatable and original thing to do would be to talk about how much i love eating and food

i’m watching in real time as an entire fraternity changes their Facebook pictures to Entourage characters and i’m so so embarrassed for them

@shawnelliott Is this the Twitter feed of a designer whose 4 year project just went gold?

I like watching the Puppy Bowl because nobody on the field has murdered two people in an Atlanta nightclub.

aww unnecessary RUFFness.

I would take a picture of this amazing mexican food im eating but my 1 megapixel camera wouldnt do it justice

JEEZ MOM I SAID I WANTED THE BLU-RAY OF BAD BOYS 2 NOT THE DVD UGH CHRISTMAS RUINED.