If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman learning her place.

As a woman, I wait for a man to tell me how I feel about misogyny before I make a decision on how I feel about it.

People who say they like prune juice are full of shit.

@shariv67 What if Twitter is my religion ?

"blow jobs are kisses too" - something a guy could say to get a blowjob, maybe.

When there were only one set of footprints in the sand, it's because Jesus isn't real.

I just realized, I'd rather do NOTHING on the computer than something in real life.

I'm religious, which means no butt sex before marriage

What are they like on black cock ? @kimkardashian RT: I'm obsessed with rainbow sprinkles! I love them on everything!!!

I hope they tie up the lose ends in Titanic 2.

NOBODY puts rabies in a corner.

I think after the driving cell phone ban next on the list should be the hello kitty family tree occupying the entire back window space.

The inside of my vagina feels like it's lined with pink marshmallows.

When I forget to lock my room and my dog gets in and frolics in my used panties; part of me is mad, but part of me thinks 'good for you'.

My main goal on here is to be blocked by one person a day, then followed by another person so I look stagnant but a lot is happening.

my milkshake brings all the boys to my milkshake making shop called "jessica's milkshakes".

I have beautiful large, soft pink areolas with small pefect sized nipples.

Does anyone want to lick my pretty feet than let me jack them off with those feet ?

You can't quit cold turkey cold turkey :(

Just got my period. Are you there God, it's me Jessica ?