Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Guess who just got back today?
Those wild-eyed boys that had been away
"You're from Wisconsin? Do they know you're out?"
Oprah films last episode. Rapture. COINCIDENCE?!
Every construction barrel the State of Wisconsin owns is on HWY 41 north right now. Miles upon miles.
My personal brand smells a lot like the pssst dry shampoo.
So far this year, I have made more money from a skill I taught myself than what I went to school for six years for.
newborn baby chews on dad's VIP tag, dad bobs head to odd future, mother sprays water on baby every two minutes
The world is a hot yoga class.
"Is there an ACLU for hipsters?"
waxing nostalgic #1999, tweeting nostalgic #2011
Does 'doing the wave' count as 'stuff white people like'?
Caught someone staring at my head wound. Mouthed "Gun. Shot." Ended eye contact.