Guess who just got back today?
Those wild-eyed boys that had been away

"Dude, at least go on gchat or something." - five second voicemail from @br1gid

"You're from Wisconsin? Do they know you're out?"

Oprah films last episode. Rapture. COINCIDENCE?!

SHE'S A BEAUTY, Capitol Reflects As 50-60k Gather At It To Protest Scott Walker #wiunion [photo] http://flic.kr/p/9jHxTx

Beer dip, Old Fashioneds, and this picture on my uncle's fridge: http://yfrog.com/izxa10j

Every construction barrel the State of Wisconsin owns is on HWY 41 north right now. Miles upon miles.

My personal brand smells a lot like the pssst dry shampoo.

So far this year, I have made more money from a skill I taught myself than what I went to school for six years for.

newborn baby chews on dad's VIP tag, dad bobs head to odd future, mother sprays water on baby every two minutes

The world is a hot yoga class.

"Is there an ACLU for hipsters?"

waxing nostalgic #1999, tweeting nostalgic #2011

I met @br1gid staking out spots at pitchfork, which is odd because we're both from gb and had both moved to the Madison at that point. #aw

@br1gid next weekend is our broversary :(

"THIS IS A CHICAGO DOLLAR. IT'S 1.5 MADISON DOLLARS. LET'S THROW IT AROUND. SWAG." @gabrielherrera

Does 'doing the wave' count as 'stuff white people like'?

Caught someone staring at my head wound. Mouthed "Gun. Shot." Ended eye contact.

Dear fellow brotogs,
Yes, @500px is cute and smart and thinks your hair looks really good today, but stop putting it on a pedestal. (1/2)

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