Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I don't aspire to be "yacht rich" or "Bentley rich," just "Starbucks every day" rich.
I wish I was more of a cyborg -- wouldn't have fingernails to bite, could do complex math in my head, couldn't ever lose my phone...
Let's all just drop everything and go to Australia for a month. Anyone want to come with me?
If there's ever a Proposition 69, I'll probably lose it completely and barely be able to scribble in "yes" on my ballot.
Today in the news: MN passes marriage equality, Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, and Jesse fell asleep on a park bench.
Who do I have to pay/kill/blow to get a nap in around here?
Damn girl, are you the World Trade Center? Because I'm still hella pissed that you went down on all those firefighters.
I'm listening to the Tarzan soundtrack on the bus because I'm apparently an adult.
I just want to lay around for eternity with a book, something that can access Twitter, and eat myself into oblivion. Am I in the wrong here?
Based on inductive reasoning (working at Nightride) there are a lot of ratchet ratchets ratcheting about the streets of Boulder at night.
I just missed a bus because I spent too much time reading twitter, if you're wondering how much I have my priorities together.
So many unprotected iPhones out and about today, I'm worried we'll see an increase in iOSTD's.
Everything is Beyoncé and nothing hurts.
Somebody should baptize me in Rockstar and sprinkle my head with cocaine.
I have a health app that tracks my diet and exercise, and I often lie to it because deep down I am a shitty person.