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Ever lay awake at 1 AM, not lamenting the loss of a lover or being stressed out... but just wanting to make a steak in the oven?
If @jaredpolis were the prez, I'd be ecstatic for @michellerhee to helm the Department of Education.
The amount of energy I spend pretending I have it together should probably go into me actually getting myself together.
I wish I was more of a cyborg -- wouldn't have fingernails to bite, could do complex math in my head, couldn't ever lose my phone...
Less than 24 hours until my interview, and about 27 hours until Cinzetti's with @missemilygomes, @teddyg5280 and @xbayleenicoleee!
Which is in most ways a good thing EXCEPT when all you want to do is go into deep sleep.
Today in the news: MN passes marriage equality, Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, and Jesse fell asleep on a park bench.
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST, OH MY GOD RT @washingtonpost: NBC: Seth Meyers to replace Fallon on 'Late Night' http://wapo.st/ZT5VVg
What? My house is only 2500 square feet, my kids will go to PUBLIC SCHOOL & there's no nanny or vegan live-in chef? *faints on Chris Martin*
@mei_ling12 The sooner you accept that I'm always right, the easier life becomes.
My name is Jesse Call and I liked to spend my time during freshman year at Noodles and Company and in Darley North with @xbayleenicoleee.
I want a button to freeze time so I can nap and also to pose people I don't like in embarrassing positions and photograph it.
Twitter is a bizarre void where you shout out your most random insignificant thoughts, and occasionally hear back from somebody.
BUT when I got back on the struggle bus I got to see @teddyg5280 and @groovygerb later that night, so that's always a huge plus.
@xbayleenicoleee is a hot mess tonight, do not contribute to her delinquency and belligerence.
Has a fever, lacks a beaver, swagless non-belieber.
