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s/o to my real world friends who hate my twitter but feel too awkward to unfollow me
in 1st grade i cut off my eyelashes with scissors because i wanted to make a lot of wishes
ordering pizza is now called summoning slices
rt if you're a goth teen witch who loves satan and you don't give a FCUK
this magazine keeps telling me how to impress boys but not why
i just yelled "I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF" and someone in the apt over yelled back "please don't" wow this is my life 2012
wow!! turns out life is just a bunch of arbitrary deadlines set by idiots.
dogs are basically naturally occurring antidepressants
closing a browser window dramatically is a bit like slamming a door except that nobody notices or cares and youre all alone in life well bye
WARNING: "Lords of Dogtown" movie NOT about dogs. very stupid 0 out of 5 stars
VERY IMPORTANT, KIDS AND TEENS http://24.media.tumblr.com/833e76c1b41ab4ee9fef134aa68df795/tumblr_mmbg8pE56t1qgd07wo1_1280.png … #weedkills
I just whispered “surf on, surfer cat” as I typed it and the guy sitting next to me on the train looked over and said “what?”
lol if your teenage years weren't spent getting cyberbullied by witches
if yr playing with a digital pet at a bar and talking to a Pokemon on twitter you might be me and I'm sorry
Hanging out with some teens. They're saying a heck ton of cuss words (on the LORDS DAY) I'm saying some prayers!!!
probably the scariest thing would be if i turned around and there was a furby on my bed staring at me