s/o to my real world friends who hate my twitter but feel too awkward to unfollow me

in 1st grade i cut off my eyelashes with scissors because i wanted to make a lot of wishes

ordering pizza is now called summoning slices

rt if you're a goth teen witch who loves satan and you don't give a FCUK

this magazine keeps telling me how to impress boys but not why

dogs are basically naturally occurring antidepressants

closing a browser window dramatically is a bit like slamming a door except that nobody notices or cares and youre all alone in life well bye

wow!! turns out life is just a bunch of arbitrary deadlines set by idiots.

WARNING: "Lords of Dogtown" movie NOT about dogs. very stupid 0 out of 5 stars

wow #MyGirlfriendIsNotAllowedTo is full of really cool people with a lot of good opinions

VERY IMPORTANT, KIDS AND TEENS  http://24.media.tumblr.com/833e76c1b41ab4ee9fef134aa68df795/tumblr_mmbg8pE56t1qgd07wo1_1280.png … #weedkills

i just yelled "I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF" and someone in the apt over yelled back "please don't" wow this is my life 2012

Hanging out with some teens. They're saying a heck ton of cuss words (on the LORDS DAY) I'm saying some prayers!!!

My Top Coolest animals:
1. dog
2. puppy
3. a dog
4. hotdog
5. doge
6. pup
7. jessica (dog)
8. Dogge
9. CANINE
10. Wol.. http://t.co/9UOdguLa

@garfield I hope you die.

lol if your teenage years weren't spent getting cyberbullied by witches

if yr playing with a digital pet at a bar and talking to a Pokemon on twitter you might be me and I'm sorry

I just whispered “surf on, surfer cat” as I typed it and the guy sitting next to me on the train looked over and said “what?”

omg what pic.twitter.com/fbmSfVIML3

haha HOLY SHIT http://t.co/RyKhhpW4