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I love when my bro brings home girls my age from high school cause it's like a little high school reunion :):)
"Your whole family saw it, including your grandmother"-mom talking about my neknom (note that I snorted a line of salt off a dildo in it)
Last night I tipped a Phil's bartender with a Cineplex coupon
Who's party was that honestly
Hate when I look up drug effects and it says things like "possible cardiac arrest" I just wanna know the FUN stuff like will I see dragons
At what point in our lives do we start bringing wine to our friends' houses
The girl my brother brought home made us KD so like yeah girl fuck him all you want
MY DRINKING TICKET FROM PADDY'S DAY CAME IN THE MAIL LIKE HOW I LITERALLY GAVE THEM ALL THE WRONG INFORMATION HOW DID THEY FIND ME
Customer just told me I had the most "luscious hair he has ever seen" and if I wanted to go see 50 shades after my shift :) mmm better not
Officially will be travelling to south east Asia this summer to volunteer with elephants and I could not be happier 🐘
What I'm dreading most about it getting cold is the amount of Canada goose jackets I will be seeing. Plz just stop
I wonder what people thought when they saw me puking out of my brother's car last night, honestly I'm a little impressed with myself
Anyways my best friend is ben affleck
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