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"Your whole family saw it, including your grandmother"-mom talking about my neknom (note that I snorted a line of salt off a dildo in it)
Who's party was that honestly
Hate when I look up drug effects and it says things like "possible cardiac arrest" I just wanna know the FUN stuff like will I see dragons
The girl my brother brought home made us KD so like yeah girl fuck him all you want
MY DRINKING TICKET FROM PADDY'S DAY CAME IN THE MAIL LIKE HOW I LITERALLY GAVE THEM ALL THE WRONG INFORMATION HOW DID THEY FIND ME
Officially will be travelling to south east Asia this summer to volunteer with elephants and I could not be happier 🐘
What I'm dreading most about it getting cold is the amount of Canada goose jackets I will be seeing. Plz just stop
I wonder what people thought when they saw me puking out of my brother's car last night, honestly I'm a little impressed with myself
LMFAO my fckn ankle is actually broken from falling out of a fckn car I hate my drunk self so much
There's NO excuse for those who abuse helpless animals for research, entertainment, clothing, food or plain negligence.Disgusted in humanity
My mom needs to cool it on Facebook
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