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Mark today's date on your calendar as the day my dad accidentally ate a microwave meal that expired in 2008.
"I'm going to get 12 eggs and part of a dead animal. Dealer's choice. Please and thank you." - Ron Swanson, on takeout orders.
"There's only one thing I hate more than lying. Skim milk. Which is water, lying about being milk." - Ron Swanson, on dairy.
Boston bound in a few hours. Seeee ya laterz, Jerz.
You should have fought with me less, and for me more.
The first 30 seconds of M83's "Midnight City" gets me hype like nothing else.
early 20s tequila enthusiast with a big mouth and (debatably) even bigger heart.