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Guns don't kill people, the crushing weight of unfulfilled desires do
Crazy cat ladies aren't so bad, you should try hanging out with crazy spider ladies
Hey, how about if someone says they didn't mean to offend, we try taking their word for it instead of full on destroying their lives?
Any time you feel like a "good person" or a "bad person", chew on this: Gandhi's wife died bc he wouldn't let her take penicillin
The cure for depression that Drs don't want you to know: Use a pizza slice as a hot dog bun
Your mama's so sensitive, it hurts her feelings when she types in a new password and the website tells her it's "weak"
Comedian, dirty folk songs, writer. Runs @theunicornNYC, Produces @NYFunnySongs.
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