Bet a lot of you didn't even know Target sells a painting of a little girl eating the Bible. http://t.co/sLiEOHGX

I wonder if Brad and Angelina have joked that Brad can be the "something borrowed."

I could never be in a band because I don't see how people can earnestly write songs together without being embarrassed the whole time.

A good coffee table book would be what the fourth wall of every sitcom living room looked like.

Honest to god, if my iphone changes “so” to “do” one more time I’m going to smash the SHIT out of something less expensive.

Now whenever a meth lab is busted it's called "real life Breaking Bad." But MAYBE Breaking Bad is just a fake version of that real thing.

Lately Johnny Depp always just looks like someone going as Johnny Depp for Halloween.

Bradley Cooper looks like a high school teacher who would get fired for acting inappropriately with several of his female students.

The biggest lie I tell myself is that I'm going to eat leftover takeout for lunch the next day, not over my sink at 12:30 that same night.

Why isn’t it constantly being pointed out that the moonwalk is not even close to how you would actually walk on the moon.

Britney Spears is definitely the richest person to ever wear short-sleeved turtlenecks.

There should be an app where you can see what you would look like if you'd never had alcohol.

If me seeing that Drew Barrymore whale movie meant all the whales on Earth would be saved forever, I'd still really have to think about it.

In middle school my friend was obsessed with The Craft & made us do spells in her yard & I guess my question is can I still get into heaven?

How did people on reality shows ever express themselves before they learned the phrase "at the end of the day"?

Is there already a brand of hummus called Yummus or do I have to do everything around here?

We all think of Taylor Swift as this innocent little kitten but she's had like 80 more boyfriends than me.

Elizabeth Olsen is what Mary Kate and Ashley would look like if they'd had more time to cook.

How did you guys hear all these quotes if they were said by “no one, ever”?

I don't care for your tone, chapter 2 of this cookbook. http://t.co/ZtBXLkjp