Don't spend all your time worrying about who you used to be. Focus instead on who you could become.

The past doesn't follow you. You have the choice to pack it up and take it with you or to leave it. That's why they call it baggage.

I wish it was socially acceptable to pick a costume instead of an outfit every day. Monday could be dinosaur day Tuesday bumblebee day. sigh

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a RT"

Why don't kids have imaginary enemies?

Proverbs are just vintage tweets

Social media makes me confused as to whether I'm a narrator or a character in my own life.

The most important lessons you learn in school happen outside the classroom

I'm leaving the sofa, wish me luck.

i like to believe that everyone is just one kiss away from a happy ending

If you're awkward and you know it put your foot in your mouth

The average spider tricks eight people into thinking it's going to eat them in its lifetime.

Proof that Bath IS shaped like a heart @welovebath http://t.co/2KDkxahC

Happy Valentine's Day Bath, (illustration by the lovely @tomhyoos ) (@welovebath) pic.twitter.com/q7MVRk8r

Magazines have issues.

Social media is all fun and games until you express an opinion.

Really Twitter is just a quiz show where they didn't tell us the question.

I'm not going for a run because joggers are always the ones that find the bodies.

There are only two words you need to know to raise intelligent children: "Google it"

We will waste our youth fighting for our place in the world. We will waste our adulthood wishing we had been more lost in our youth.