I hate most of the female population so if I'm your friend consider yourself special 👯👯

Goodness gracious, Rebecca, observe thy gluteus maximus.

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

i shit you not
you feel me
no but get this
i’m just sayin
and yeah

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Cross the line if you constantly compare yourself to other people, and no matter how hard you try, you can't stop.

Cross the line if you're scared to look in a mirror because you hate what you've become.

Cross the line if someone you trusted with all of your life broke your trust.

Cross the line if one conflict with a friend cost you many of your “friends”.

Spiders would be cool if you could talk to them, you know? pic.twitter.com/vxLQlxi2Ax

I love everyone so much and dearly that all of you brighten my day. #AprilFools #UrAllGay

Goodnight beautifuls. Jk ur all ugly<3

Ignorant people are more likely to believe they are brilliant, while intelligent people are more likely to underestimate their abilities.

Women who have more male friends than female friends are less likely to experience anxiety and become depressed.

dont fuck with mimes, or they'll fuck with you  http://i.imgur.com/wAalG.gif 

Have fun at school fuckers

It takes a lot for me to like someone enough to date them, so I can guarantee you once I'm in a relationship I would never cheat.

So many people on the streets tonight. #hoodlums

Always throw in a 8===D when you're texting her...

Bitches love the 8===D

#AdviceFromHitler

Brunettes do everything better ;)

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FUCK THE POLICE! ✌