@johnmoe Arnold Facepalmer: limoncello and sweet tea vodka over ice, garnish with a twist. #summerdrinks

"Two spaces after a period. That's like the Crocs of typesetting." - @_cmikk

And I just got a save the date email for my aunt's LEGAL wedding to her partner of ~30 years. WOOHOO!!!

Dear lady openly and unselfconsciously nursing your toddler at the St Paul Pizza Luce: Good for you, you are awesome.

This is how you play Trivial Pursuit in our house. http://t.co/kTkFoESi

Wearing my favorite shirt today! pic.twitter.com/7gJOaJYSQr

Fuck it. Time to knit another octopus.

@copyrightlibn @lawremipsum 8 6 7 5 3 0 9

I'm gonna plant some seeds, only got 20 packets in my pocket.  http://instagram.com/p/ZddreXTgnS/ 

These people who are voting no because they think gay sex is icky should really try it - it's pretty fun.

You have deeply-held beliefs, sir. I understand that. However, your deeply-held beliefs are FUCKED UP. #mnleg

Today needs more snooze button.

This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!

Sounds like the 1980s crapped all over Carroll's keyboards.

@copyrightlibn @lawremipsum Yes, but next Wednesday is even better:  http://www.wunderground.com/cgi-bin/findweather/getForecast?query=55104&hourly=1&yday=127&weekday=Wednesday …

OH at @firstavenue: "Shovels and Rope sounds like the perfect solution to the problem of Dawes."

My sweetie bought me a programmable teakettle to enable my fussiness vis-á-vis the morning coffee ritual. That's true love right there.

Found the 8yo playing his own real-life version of Fruit Ninja with snowballs & a plastic samurai sword.

Oh the rain! If there was a sound that was the perfect antidote to anxiety, it would be rain.

Once again, I will say this: med changes SUCK. But untreated depression sucks worse.