@0xabad1dea RT @thehotchkid: States Where You Can Be Fired For Being Gay  http://www.upworthy.com/29-states-can-fire-you-for-being-gay-is-your-state-one-of-them … pic.twitter.com/SpAQl5GwCd

@notcom this current generation and most of the American public have a massive self entitlement issue.

@richyrich maybe Siri is aware of your potential criminal status and refuses to be implicated with helping you flee the authorities.

@sonnydickson holy shit, you are one handsome dude, no homo

It’s a, just fuck it kinda day…

@0xabad1dea damnit don’t give them ideas Melissa, I like having jailbreaks.

@richyrich find a homeless man who’ll kill for food, and make it a mcdouble

@richyrich @veronicavice they’re like the colosseum in Rome, gives people a reason to drink, something to distract from their sad existence.

This black lady on the price is right sounds just like a midget from borderlands.

@flurryapp and @tweetbot need to have a baby, still like tweetbot a little better though

@richyrich because you tweeted from a jamaican jail

@richyrich and looking like pitbull didn’t hurt

@p0sixninja the new geohot?

People should never smell more like an ash tray than an ash tray.

Kinda interested in adobe’s subscriptions if you can just do a month or 2 at a time.

@macthedave @the_gadgeteur I feel a meme coming on, is there an app that let’s you photoshop bike helmets on things? Currently at work…

@ashlesiu my metadata is corrupt :/

@zmlopezz happy birthday :D

@0xabad1dea you that the beta opt-in application is unsigned. “

@0xabad1dea  http://battle.net  blizzards beta download instructions: “You may safely disregard any warning messages that appear to alert