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Advice for all the women out there....stop telling us guys how fat and unattractive u r, we might start to notice #justperfect
I have been watching the #SOTN sign translator, there is no way she is accurate, unless the president is saying "TITS" an awful LOT
How do I keep getting motivational vignettes on my TL? I know I am fucking great, why do u all keep needing me to find ways to affirm it?
If u say "I slept like the dead" or "I slept like a baby" that's ok. But if u say "I slept like a dead baby" ppl look at u funny
U know those ppl that haul out their wallets to show u pics of their cats and grandkids while they describe their hip operation? That's FB
I think that the #rapture is a hollywood thing, cos just like in hollywood the sequel is completely disappointing. I shaved for THIS?!?!
Holy shit, its the rapture today...it completely almost passed me by. THIS is what happens when I was my car, the damn world ends! #rapture
Waitress at restaurant just referred to a glass of tap water as "government juice" hahaha