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Steven Tyler has exited "American Idol."
Now, if we can just get "American Idol" to exit television.
PSY's "Gangnam Style" is now the most-watched YouTube video of all time.
Congratulations, Earth... you're fucking retarded.
Bob Seger doesn't relocate during the day.
He prefers Night Moves.
Does anyone have a savings account?
I'm just checking.
Okay, Giants fans... don’t get so stoned tonight that you forget to vote to legalize pot tomorrow.
Jim Henson would've been 75 today.
Details surrounding his death are still a little Fozzie.
Bert & Ernie won't be getting married, but they can SnuggleUpIguess.
Paul McCartney turns 70 today.
This might explain his new song, "Back in the AARP."
Herman Cain plans to make a "major announcement" this Saturday.
(please be gay, please be gay, please be gay)
I yell at Starbucks employees just to Venti my frustration.
Michele Bachmann has turned down "Dancing with the Stars."
She added, "If I wanted to be touched by a gay man, I'd stay at home."
Me: "I wanna see that new Michael Jackson Cirque du Soleil show."
She: "I hate Michael Jackson."
Me: "He's not going to be there."
"Twilight: Breaking Dawn" is being released in 2 parts.
Here's a better idea: release it in 0 parts.
If hotels gave out movie awards, Best Western would win for Best Western.
Looks like Romney's been studying.
Unfortunately, he's been studying Obama from the 1st debate. #finaldebate
Robin Williams listens to music on his iPod Nano-Nanu.
Just saw "Life of Pi."
I give it 3.14 stars.
40,000 lbs of ground beef sent to Georgia schools were recalled due to possible E. coli contamination. Or, as Taco Bell calls it, "Tuesday."
My car had a cameo in Sling Blade. However, I never played Cameo in my car.