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Hilton Magic is a lot like actual magic: it's not a thing that exists in reality, only in the minds of children.
Joe Buck: "Directional punting is a lost art in the NFL". Yeah, so is good play-by-play.
Every five minutes, Mario Chalmers should walk by Coach Cal and whisper "remember me?"
Michael Steele: "Nobody really saw this coming tonight." Bro, meet Nate Silver.
Hopefully, it's a misprint, and "Whitney" was just cancelled.
He should've taped a cheetah to his back.
"Idiots like you vote for 3rd parties. This is how the system works: TWO candidates." - Chris Matthews, horrible American.
Tomorrow, the president will be elected by a population that was entranced by a taco made out of Doritos.
Bob Costas interviewing Peyton Manning is the whitest thing that can ever happen.
I respect these women soccer players. To think, all that running and effort, and they still have to have dinner made by 5:00.
The Royals are the team hitting in the Tom Emanski videos teaching children how to turn double plays.
How sweet would it be to beat Indy without punting?
How did America spend the first day of Black History Month? Talking about black teens who will end up making a ton of $ for rich white dudes
Lesbian prisoners are so pissed right now.
At a bar in Missouri. 20 TVs on the KU game. 1 on the MU game.
I hope Fab Melo is watching the game with someone who can tell him what the score is.
Hey, black people, we're even. #CaseyAnthony #OJ
A scrotum kinda looks like if you took a big wadded up piece of gum and rolled it around on the couch of a dog owner.
I really don't find Taylor Swift attractive. And before you say, "You'd totally hit it!", I fuck my own hand, which looks like a dude's hand
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