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We have a snow day once a blue moon every 7 years when the unicorns come out to play AND IT'S ON THE LAST EXAM DAY FUCK
I'm sitting in my basement with a beer eating McDonald's in my uniform watching hot girls walk the runway am I a lesbian or am I a lesbian
People that say pass-ta instead of poss-ta should be shot
When I was little I was under the impression that quick sand was going to be a serious issue in life
Does it actually matter if Justin Bieber fucked a prostitute? Like? The mayor of Toronto has been smoking crack... priorities people
Beyonce's got thick thighs and they don't touch let's take that in for a sec
stm is better looking than newman so we won the gene pool anyway
rogers u had one job
All university has showed me is that I have 2 pairs of pants and 1 sweater
If there was a roller coaster tycoon app I would never sleep again
Words cannot exclaim how immature high school boys are
Oh and why the fuck do guys wear those vests that are made of sweater material? Are your arms hot? Are your nipples cold?