@jhaire6485's most faved Tweets...
Sitting at a bar in KC. He orders a draft beer, she a Skye Vodka and she's says it cheaper than a hooker.
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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
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Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
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I remember my mom explaining sex when I was young..started out bad when she said "down there where your vagina is supposed to be" traumatic
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