Dear everyone who tweets personal relationships on twitter...Really?? You think I fracking care?? Come on. Get a life.

RT @onlyforselenas: Too many people think being rude is the same as being real.

Happy Fourth of July to everyone;)

Whatever happened to forts, bikes, picnics, lakes, swimming, girl scouts, boy scouts, water balloon fights? Geez. I miss those.

#FollowFridaySugar @dawnlambros @misslindadee @themasterofme @sexcpotatoes @rogerpovey @grateful_gurl @willisteam @angelagunn @ciaobella50

This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.

They call it "pms" because "mad cow disease" was already taken.

@angelic_rebel2 @michaelbathurst @sexcpotatoes @nursemom90 @wiretapper @bcpozaki @stillsafe << ppl who rock;)

Everyone is important. The folks who cook for us, clean our clothes, stay home with our kids, lay our roads, fix our dump trucks, EVERYONE.

Diana Krall - Sleigh Ride: http://blip.fm/~i304f?sms_ss=twitter via @addthis

Joyeux Noël !!! frohe Weihnachten !!! Χαρούμενα Χριστούγεννα !!! メリークリスマス !! Feliz Navidad !! 圣诞快乐 !!! с Рождеством Христовым !!!!

Please pick the lollipop wrapper back up off the floor lol #hive

You should so absolutely monkey around in life. Dance and have major fun. You only get ONE CHANCE AT THIS sweets. Go for it! *wink* xx-J

Thanx#FollowFriday RT @santasdevilthis girl loves to dance and shimmy to groovy tunes. A follow @jhillstephens guarentees fun and sincerity

@coolsi thanks for following, will check your video out later on today, have a good one

Dear lady who says"back door is open"10,000 times a day on my alarm system. Can't I at least get a sugar with that? You are annoying. :(

@octaviand I was thinking the same thing.

@kellyanncollins for real.. I thought the parade would never end( should have gave them powerbars and powerboats). He is smokin'

Some people are quite a handful.

Phenomenon http://t.co/TVdNtHw9 via @monsoonpuma