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How frikkin rude! At Favstar, when I move my mouse pointer over the "Popular" tab, the word changes to "HAHAHA!"
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2 types of celebs onTwitter; 1 is so smart I have NO idea what they're saying. The other is so stupid I have NO idea what they're saying.
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A bit disturbed at my GF's phone chat with friend: "About to have sex, and then a ten minute shower. I'll be there in 15."
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Guy at work: "America is dumbing down, and it's getting worser all the time." Need I say more?
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You're a real fuckin' loser if you waste your days trying to come up with stuff to post on Twitter. Thought of this while raking leaves.
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Good news n' Gay news. Good: I can fit 3 chocolate Swiss cakes in my mouth. Gay news: Apparently, I can fit 3 lil' black cocks in my mouth.
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GF is now talking only 140 characters at a time. I LOVE U TWITTER!
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For Halloween I'm drinking 3 gallons of water and letting my dick hang out. If people say I don't look like a squirt gun, oh I'll prove it.
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Jack n' Jill went up the hill, to do something the shouldn't oughta. Jack ran down, and then left town, cuz Jill gave birth to a daughta.
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I'm setting my clock back to 1969. Had more sex that year than in the last 40. Oh that's right, it's because I got married in 1970.
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I've been watching television for about an hour now. Good stuff, but I'm afraid it'll be all downhill from here if I turn it on.
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Friend wanted a job. Boss asked me if friend was responsible. Oh yes, I said, if your lunch is missing, my friend is probably responsible.
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Was just outside. The flapping of my American flag sounded a lot like it was laughing at me, saying, I have 50 stars and you don't!
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I'm not only a member of the No Chance In Hell Club, I didn't get one vote for president.
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Honestly, I was shocked when a store named itself BJ's, but now I can't wait to take my GF to Bukake's Ice Cream.
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Hey you, lighting off the firecrackers. This is NOT the Fourth of Fucking Halloween!
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At a Jewish drive up: "I'd like Matso Balls and a side of Gefilte fish, please?" "Okay, would you like to circumsize that, sir?"
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@Favstar You can't do this to me. I need at least two years for one of my tweets to hit 50 stars!
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Was watching 2012 Doom. I've come to the conclusion that the world is NOT going to end, but that all actors are going to SUCK in 3 years.
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I like to follow the retarded idiots who star their own tweets, because (ahem) I did it three times. We could be long lost family.
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