@ls_braddock SNORLAX!!!!! pic.twitter.com/wZkuFcv1Ru

Remember when I got drunk & use to fuck things up??? What happened to that guy? I miss him!!!!

I watch state based nonsense and it reminds me of the old me. NONSENSE.

Most of your friends will peek wayyyy early. Don't. Make money. Work out. Don't marry the first girl you kiss. Glory awaits.

Remember don’t chase bitches. Make birches chase.

Still don't see one girl I want to talk to. My solution is drink until my standards have been as obliterated as my liver.

And I'm off to a good start with the waitress. She's laughing at my jokes. Whose not funny now 6? Huh? Huh?

2 laws of life: 01) play2win 02) always well see.

All you people not actively taking action on ur goals & life dreams are morons.

You blame your weight problem on genetics, but say being gay is a lifestyle choice. #KillYourself

Take the strip club workshop & U2 can have texts convos like this pic.twitter.com/SfgV9aJV

Pretty effective as u can all see pic.twitter.com/mWEbrA0G

Gaming my stripper ex while drunk pic.twitter.com/QcDyjTRW

The great @ls_fader is running a bootcamp this weekend and live tweeting some highlights - follow him!

My girl who works @ hustler told me I might b allowed back in if I stop tellin dancers 2 kill themselves. Pffft. Fat chance of that happenin

Everyone wants to win... Not everyone is willing to prepare to win

I'm pregnant with farts.

Anyone doing anything fun tonight? I'm considering taking 100mg of Viagra and going on a jog.

Habits are destiny. Current habits created current reality. Want better reality? Better create new and better habits.

Remember; it's ok to lie to strippers.