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Let's all stop being backseat lawyers on the issue of this guy's Miranda rights. I am a lawyer, and I still defer to the DOJ on this.
Best lines of this baby shower: "what was Jared's favorite toy?" "Nothing he broke them all"
Yesterday at this time I was starving and wanted breakfast. today i'm not hungry but still have a yearning for eggs.
Jessica Simpson looks like she's carrying Jon & Kate + 8.
I'm pretty sure the woman in the stall next to me is flirting on the phone.
Reading the prep for my colonoscopy makes me want to throw up.
The bit of chicken I just popped in my mouth tastes like cigarettes. Strangely I don't 100% hate it.
Today I learned that sun-dried tomato and basil wheat thins are damned good. That is all I learned today.
I have to wake up super early (for a weekend) to make brunch tomorrow but I'm not sleepy. #firstworldproblems
Oh lord, now she has ribbons. At least she stopped singing. #snl
“@tonydizinno: So @digiornopizza basically won twitter tonight with #TheSoundOfMusicLive tweets. Here's a recap: http://storify.com/latimes/digiorno-pizza-s-sound-of-music-live-tweets …”