Loving @thugkitchen 's blog. So awesome & hilarious.

Does Helena Bonham Carter choose scripts based on how crazy her hair is going to be?

When someone asks me for information that can easily be obtained on the internet, then I assume they are over 50.

My New Obsession: Carley's Clear & Smooth Skin Care @clearandsmooth http://t.co/qui79Lab

I bet Mitt Romney and his family own matching Christmas sweaters.

Paul Ryan is probably one of those guys who flexes his pecs and nods, "what's up" to himself in the mirror.

Way to go Sleep Train! Sleep Train pulls ads from Limbaugh show http://t.co/o72zafpT via @sacbiz

I like to order a salad with my meal to be healthy, then proceed to eat all your fries.

Access to care shouldn't depend on your zip code, & medical decisions shouldn't be left to politicians. Agree? Sign:  http://goo.gl/bWSm8 

Nine facts about guns and mass shootings in the United States  http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2012/12/14/nine-facts-about-guns-and-mass-shootings-in-the-united-states/ …

#FF @billetrouge @jrehling @uberfacts @kenjennings @capricecrane @sbellelauren

Now everybody on Facebook can get back to posting about their kids, their workouts, and pictures of food.

Nobody does it like Colbert. Colbert Report: Richard Mourdock's Rape Comment  http://on.cc.com/WKV6Xq  via @colbertreport

Love that Biden brought up the Supreme Court appointments. I think people forget about that. #RoevWade

The best part of the debate will be watching it ripped apart on @thedailyshow and @colbertreport tonight.

@dannyallenon And who won't follow-up on PoltiFact.

The proper response to a casual "How are you?" is simply "good" or "fine." No need to tell me about all your ailments.

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The "We have received your unsubscribe request" e-mail isn't necessary.

Exiting Twitter is one of the hardest things I do all day.