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Did you know that Bruno Mars wrote "Locked Out of Heaven" after driving to Chick-fil-A on a Sunday?
I created the GODDAMN Muppets. Please RT.
I'm making a Carrie Mathison inspired cork board tracing all my life problems back to Taco Bell discontinuing the beefy crunch burrito.
Does being really scared count as cardio?
I'm at a bowling alley with my development professor and I'm pretty sure he's drunk and I'm pretty sure this is the best.
anytime I start to think I'm meaningless I remember that I held a rally in support of Ashlee Simpson in high school
"James, Taco Bell would like to invite you to a paid taste test ($25)." This is all I have going for me at this point.
pitchfest is quickly turning into bitchfest
too fat for skinny jeans. too proud for sweatpants.
hahahaha I hate everything.
Is being hungover the same as acute morning sickness? Am I a princess?
Jim Henson is emblematic of the shallowness of American culture in the first two decades of the new millennium (excuse me Willennium).