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I mix more drinks than a fucking bartender! Beer,wine,champers,southern comfort, vodka, jaeger and so on! No wonder im fucked in the head!
Some nasty looking bird from illinois U.S.A keeps inboxing me on facebook saying about all this true love shit!.. My reply..."fuck off mate"
If you put all your eggs in 1 basket and drop that basket!!..........Your fucked mate!!!!!
Kavos is dirty!! I would rather go centre-parcs and ride around on a rented bicycle!!
dizzee rascals set was the dogs bollucks last night!!! #SkankingInWellies
hi can i have a j2o please john.............oh and chuck some fucking vodka in that shit will ya!!!!!
If in doubt just WHACK it on ya credit card!!
Just because youve got expensive clothes on doesnt hide the fact your a CUNT!
I dont like butter on my sandwiches........... thats about it!!