@jimmyether's (Jimmy Ether) most faved Tweets...
... I was never made of true stalker material anyway. It requires such... what's the word? That thing where you get up and leave the house?
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Kinda convinced that Tobey Maguire & Elijah Wood are two guises of the same creepy-ass effeminate demon. What? Just me?
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Coffee'd up. Bourbon. Hypomania upswing. Pixies tunes. Schemes. Lots of schemes. Bats. Flagrant disregard for reality. Gonna be a fun night.
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I once met a brilliant man who told me "Words are the stepping stones of humanity". That man was Maya Angelou. True story.
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WTF! A man can't wear a pink dress shirt in this town without being shot looks? I'm plenty man enough to pull this off. Rednecks.
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I can smell success from a mile away. Or that may just be a chicken farm. Or it might be a *successful* chicken farm.
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If you want to make sexually charged jokes on Twitter, but you feel uncomfortable being gender specific... I have one word for you. Nipples.
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Tim Gunn might be the funniest man on TV tonight. In fact, please read all my tweets in the voice of Tim Gunn from now on.
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I've known for quite some time that everybody's working for the weekend. I was unaware they wanted a little romance though.
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My goal for today is to inject the word 'forsooth' into normal conversation a minimum of 12 times with no trace of japery.
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I am totally committed to the Lyle Lovett bedhead with which I awoke this frigid morn. I'm owning it.
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