RT @lakersnation Don't forget to measure your ring size. #JustSayin RT @jordanchill43: Gettin my physical done...😁

@fantasytrade411 May the ancient Olympian gods rain molten lava on these fake accounts

Weather for sure. Weed is up to you, women up to them. RT @velociwarren If I go to Cal. will I get women, weed, and weather... or what ?

@tonybagz CHYLE PLEATHE

Just saw Kobe at the District. He's with his daughters. Rented out a whole room to watch the Katy Perry movie. Poor guy lol #LakersNation

@tonybagz https://t.co/l2eIBZIa let me know if that doesnt work

Tracker for #OurLeague in case any of you want to do anything with the info: https://t.co/r3RAbyD4

#WhileTwitterWasDown I re-evaluated my priorities in life and concluded that Twitter was definitely up there.

Never got dunked on in his own SUMMER CAMP: Kobe Remix by Dialysus: http://t.co/G82XX0Hi via @youtube

@bigdub_ LOL I didn't make it up, I discovered it! You were ALWAYS Big Dub

Congrats to @blighblaze for winning the #HorsesAndBayonets league. Thanks to @velociwarren for bringing him on board.

Where is Ja? RT @velociwarren @whudey you mean for people who keep it 3hunna lol

RT @chrisburke_si Someone ask Reggie Bush if he can play cornerback.

#HowToImpressAGirl knowing ridiculous amount of things about fantasy baseball #IWish

Lolol I've been more and more open to the idea of matinees as I get older RT @shawnjunior78 @velociwarren Catch a Matinee you cheapskate.

Woot Woot! RT @dvowarren Colorado and Washington are partying tonight.

@whudey fuck you, thunder!

Another spreadsheet for #OurLeague - https://t.co/cIk4rZvm

If you gotta poo, hold it! RT @shawnjunior78 @t_bosket1095 @bigcat1818 I don't want no excuses just pick lol #OurLeague

@laangelsbb Dan doesn't have to tell us anything. Him sucking is still better than anyone we have in the minors. Dude has my respect.