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abigvictory
Ate so much corned beef and cabbage last night I just named my food baby Darby O'Gill.
@abigvictory
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abigvictory
I want a spell checker that not only recognized Motorhead, but inserts the umlauts as well.
@abigvictory
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adamisacson
The 5-year-old was up, "bored," at 5AM. Fuck UN sanctions. If any country ever tries to weaponize jetlagged children, we have to bomb it.
@adamisacson
badbanana
I bet the hardest part of being a sushi chef is cutting the heads off mermaids.
@badbanana
chaztoo
Haha! Remember blogs?
@chaztoo
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badbanana
Movie idea: Spring Forward. Some kind of stupid Hugh Grant thing.
@badbanana
badbanana
Edison said genius is 99 percent perspiration. So whatever you do, don't drink it.
@badbanana
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morrischris
"human bandwidth" - if you say that out loud, I might hate you a little bit.
@morrischris
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tehawesome
Helvetica taste on an Arial budget
@tehawesome
luckyshirt
Remember that song that was like "I could never be your woman" but it was a man singing to the music that played when Darth Vader showed up?
@luckyshirt
badbanana
I had planned to teach my robot right and wrong, but so far I'm pretty impressed with its choice of victims.
@badbanana
thejohnblog
http://twitpic.com/1719n1 - Me in a nutshell. NOT literally.
@thejohnblog
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EffingBoring
In my day, $10k was at stake & Bob Saget narrated the dog's thoughts as it head-butted your dad's crotch. Now? bldzz72 calls you "retrated."
@EffingBoring
nerdist
Yo mama p*ssy so big yo daddy need a Unified Field Theory to f*ck her. #sciencesnaps
@nerdist
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nevenmrgan
"This is not the sort of pun I'm accustomed to", cried the costumer's customer.
@nevenmrgan
ConanOBrien
I just had the fries at the McDonald's in Culver City near the
Lady Foot Locker. SO AWESOME. If you can get there, ORDER
THOSE FRIES.
@ConanOBrien
SarahKSilverman
Spotted a homeless man w/ a coat around his shoulders & full-on James Brown hair. He's the hardest working man in no-business.
@SarahKSilverman
abigvictory
She wants us to buy candy for her fundraiser. For a christening party. For a baby we don't know. To help pay for the DJ. What. The. Fuck.
@abigvictory
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ilovetypography
Slaps head! How many more times willI do this: convert text to outlines, then save file. Re-open ... damn!
@ilovetypography
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youngamerican
"In spite of everything, I still believe people are really good at heart." - Frank Something(?)
@youngamerican
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