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This is the day we celebrate how bad everyone's Irish accent REALLY is. Blarney! Shillelagh! Mrs. Doubtfire!
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I have five "Calvin Peeing" stickers on the back of my car. Each is peeing on the other. MIND BLOWING.
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I have a great idea for a webinar called "Virus Prevention 101: Just stop opening every attachment on every email you get, Mom."
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At Panera using Wi Fi and Hipster spotting. Gel-hair plus walking stick just walked in, twelve points.
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I don't have a lock on one of my desk drawers, so I tied it shut with black licorice. Nobody's tried to open it. Not even me. GROSS.
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Again, sorry about a "THIS IS NEWS?!?!" rant, but I saw they bombed the Iraqi voters and then saw a story about people whining about pastry.
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FOR CREDIT UNION PEOPLE ONLY: A list of CU Tweeters. Gotta catch 'em all! http://brizzly.com/pic/1K7R
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They make permanent markers with erasers now. We've created a culture where no one can commit. To anything.
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Sorry, one more Olympics tweet:
They should just call men's figure skatin/ice dancing "The 500-meter Freestyle Ziggy Stardust".
They should just call men's figure skatin/ice dancing "The 500-meter Freestyle Ziggy Stardust".
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Made a grocery list, wanted to note particular brand of cheese. Googled it, copied link, tried to paste on PIECE OF PAPER I WAS WRITING ON.
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Samurai sword, toothpaste mud-mask, "Ron Paul 08" Snuggie - check, check, double-check! Okay, let's go greet the new neighbors!
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@putthison Is there something good I can do to retain the shine/color on my shoes between specific polishing sessions?
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