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The universe is an everything bagel.
No, you're right. My accent is totally cute. Thanks, dude.
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"I can't know how to play basketball." - Our three-year old, ruling out the last possibility of an ironic academic scholarship.
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Forgot to set the clock ahead last night and just realized I'm 30 years late for church!
Weird. Was at a hotel when clocks fell back & now again when they spring ahead. It's like that hr belongs to the hotel& we just returned it.
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I only accused my companions of tooting twice before I realized it was the Tacoma aroma. So I'm getting better.
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I hear Rush Limbaugh is depressed.

We already have Dr. Manhattan. The world doesn't need another giant blue cock.
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@SeoulBrother : You didn't fail if your goal was to rock the very first spot in the show, or to be the suavest and most debonair.
@redrabbit in reply to SeoulBrother
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Homemade barbecue. Homemade soft pretzels. There is a happy fiance in Richmond.
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SXSW: where everyone is cooler than everyone else.
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Of all the things a sprained neck hinders, I miss drinking beer in bed the most.
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I was trying to FAV @jimray, but you know what, fab is an appropriate response to his tweet, too.
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So begins our local production of Falsnore. Wait, Falstaff. Zzzzz. Snort. Zzzz.
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The guy sitting next to me at dinner is talking to @gruber and @lonelysandwich and has no idea who they are. Slightly hilarious, honestly.
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The road to hell is paved with good intentions because that's where all the private contractors go.
After 30 years I still can't figure out how to pronounce "I'm a lesbian" so it doesn't sound like "keep bothering me."
Does my conjoined twin make us look fat?
I've never seen so many mayors of so many places I don't care about. #battledecks
Look, all I'm saying is that I think *all* of us would be a lot happier if everyone simply GOT OUT OF MY WAY.
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