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  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    My dad had a good idea. Sometimes when cars drive by your house they honk at you. But you can't respond. That's where House Horn comes in

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    BradyStardustnatekrinskynot_actiiveLaBelleMaeisavellathaitea10MatuzziJacuzzimcneels
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    Kegan_JasonEcklesbrian_doyleJack_CaldwellkenisajerkahmedarshdTheUmarAhmeddestiniiibrooke
    RowdySailboatlostinhallwaysBeeStaplerDrew4484nataliejmooney
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    the north korean national anthem is just the words "north korea" sung to the tune of "my sharona"

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    myname_isdougBenCrapmanEmergencyQBjsaffle1DaddyMac595ginaboss11Rainbowbuneechampioz
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    CatrionaWolfeBenCrapmanDrLizabethsheetcakequeeneepstair_noellespenceywencySwagtochaNeutronDre
    deeeebagDanielRCarrilloSaxMouseRowdySailboatAceMakesWordsloveletterbombsvasedgodJevenSteakobsonelectrolemonEatingmealsothersomedrewtoothpaste
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are sweaty / he's sweating on his sweater already, he's really sweaty

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    Tinkachu_jpaulmassengaleopaquesnakeglenna_optEmily_StikemanMokumFreeSpiritnotxzibitLeviRK
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    DJ_GlovehandMcJackiaeshiralecjoelelliottnotxzibitmmilkeyofficiallstings17emilymckitt
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    sigur ros. sigur rachel. sigur chandler. sigur phoebe. sigur joey. sigur the other one

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    CatrionaWolfeJillMWellsabbydmeyersDrWroughtokayjuliajasmine_sadleragentkonybanksKameratAril
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    nickl30snickerszLovEmariellalynnjannalee88tiffany_hobbsMaggotCrabbsTmasterREYshelohm
    very_tall_man
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    i got 99 problems and all of them are luftballons

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    jsaffle1ethannubleslicedfruitmikewaldron115rjohnson291glenna_optSerpentineZEROIcancountto10
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    mikewaldron115ludditeandroidaeringuyJoeThillupEssieEmmeflysmicaptainstefanieKnittage
    AceMakesWordsQVT
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    why did they build a highway to the danger zone

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    smoopedSergeantSchultzcalebsi10sheetcakequeenonechunkymamajsaffle1keltar93WhysSkeletorBuf
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    dubstep4dadsBeeStaplercreepmansiondudehugs
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    coffee is weird. beanwater?? why did we even think to try beanwater

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    jsaffle1skyeatsmattglenna_optLastMermaidgskala01BrookeMulderpowerfulshampooumlikewhatif
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    favstar_historysladjanaaaaaaaHalfBiWizardpowerfulshampoostevenmoon2HymTheGrimeGodlegendofeberleMLHS_Mike
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    "I'm afraid you've got Tom Jones Disease" "oh no, doctor, is that rare?" "well, it's not unusual"

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    jsaffle1brzntKonradnyCornOnTheGoblinglenna_optdanjan13powerfulshampooBradleyDer
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    jaredbrannonBunkBedWoodyBoobsberkeleyKampSinAdamTheLobsterJMHarencharhipsterbonerDrShenanigans
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    shut up about bacon. bacon is good but just shut up about it already please. it's just bacon. it's literally just bacon

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    jsaffle1SolitaryTweeterAdamTheLobsternotxzibitGeorginaB_25daemonic3morgvannyscumbly
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    notxzibitBoost_My_LifeMolly_RomeromanstealahPaulinaokayyMcSwtrvstabbietanguaygoblinpaladin
    RowdySailboatScreamboat__
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    I wanna know what happened in all these haunted houses in mario games that there are like hundreds of ghosts there

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    jsaffle1AlabamaArcherTiniestBananaBerry_mathewelle91danjan13chrisavilaDanSeifert
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    ta5hmahalJoGarantKLobstarguacaflacatonybe787LMHPhotogtyler_sendenzachheltzel
    BeeStaplerMurderDeathHug
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    Why do they always specify "real fruit" smoothies. Are there other kinds. Fake fruit smoothies. "This one has jorkberries"

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    JoshMoBroCollinDaPoliceglenna_optBlindChowBarctwainBrookeMulderLauraSCortescatronjacob
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    lermandudeaeshirpowerfulshampootrevor_barnardMNateShyamalanjamespiankaAdamTheLobsterhipsterboner
    RowdySailboathella_brad
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    Subaru backwards is "U R a bus" and I resent that. Im not a bus

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    KorvBubblaDrakspermatozodagenjagficknoghotsincealdrigLastMermaidglenna_optassclitdavidlorton10
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    tildabosonniclasjonassonntlrdchrisigotbachabir_azeemjarodgunning1chief_bearpawNerfDildo
    FONTIAGO
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    All literature to be referred to as "pre-apocalyptic" from now on

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    jonnyhalllDanMcFlanumlikewhatifBolingerDylancouchdwellerennuizleScottGerbalchief_bearpaw
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    trash_sleeperjolly_getterrare_basement
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    "Slim Jim" is short for "Slames James"

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    MistahBen
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    who ARE the mythbusters? *montage of like ten pianos exploding* adam savage *piano explodes* jamie hyneman *piano explodes* *piano explodes*

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    KrLillenesskyeatsmattopaquesnakefamoushorseglenna_optcouchdwellerScottGerbalchief_bearpaw
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    opaquesnakechief_bearpawHymTheGrimeGodGrokamoleShhelbbyAdamTheLobstervoxelcomposerCrashRowdy
    BryukF____________koala_hugs
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    great tweets, everybody. keep it up

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    jsaffle1glenna_opt_SnowPrincess__f0resteyeshipsterbonermikaklaleahcoleman2UnicornInHell69
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    datamushvic_fuensexpiamary14MelissaRayeeimsassydivaVioletCentaurInsideOneMindboringwhitelady
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    an orb floats into a bar. the bartender asks "why the perfectly spherical glowing blue body?" the orb hums and crackles

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    necrologiesantibirdfactsphranqueighnotbenbarberAdamWtrfldjaboquiematt_thedchipsandcreams
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    antibirdfactscasephnovamattwithanhliquebotmkuhmannsseapvnkdouglasbenpaulbecausehuman
    loveletterbombs
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    I can't believe nobody thought of sandwiches until like the 1700s. The past was stupid

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    veroniraptorover_as_hellfemmilieshedyrskinjasmine_sadleragentkonybanksDirtyHaltBackToTheBeat_
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    femmiliebecksorwhateveragentkonybankspowerfulshampooglazed_hamemilyisdumbitsBOBBIHjnavarr
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    did scaramouche ever end up doing the fandango or did that ever get resolved or what

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    jsaffle122centurybluesitsAllYumzurilian4_Gondordanamayer94tinyhumActualDoctor
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    cybermangobradcesanekbenthalpydanamayer94sausagemcgriddlveroniraptorKarinaFromFieldPadrinoTragico
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    please envision Jeff Goldblum as Iron Man. please do this for me

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