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  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    My dad had a good idea. Sometimes when cars drive by your house they honk at you. But you can't respond. That's where House Horn comes in

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    yoga_tankDespicable_MUHpinupteacher_donniedontjonny_hughes56GeoffBrakinnotaloginjungveggies
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    LeavittKatAnimalKrakenGeoffBrakinCoolCamel69Boost_My_LifeTylerHirsch23lllvvvzzzVenusRockHobbit
    RowdySailboatlostinhallwaysBeeStaplerDrew4484nataliejmooney
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are sweaty / he's sweating on his sweater already, he's really sweaty

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    emilymckitthipsterboneravecrainemsdocheffslicin_n_dysonMenthaneskysnorinnathalieAmandaAbdelaziz
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    the north korean national anthem is just the words "north korea" sung to the tune of "my sharona"

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    arcuateandrew_pomeroytlrosenblumkeiichifacecharizardbrahColonelPuppygitfromroundmejamesphilippon
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    AReynolds_4352daisyapizzameFerrous_Buellergunstargreen83DavidMDavidladambellanimalsarebad
    deeeebagDanielRCarrilloSaxMouseRowdySailboatAceMakesWordsloveletterbombsvasedgodJevenSteakobsonelectrolemonEatingmealsothersomedrewtoothpaste
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    sigur ros. sigur rachel. sigur chandler. sigur phoebe. sigur joey. sigur the other one

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    Ty_JohnsonCoolCamel69jovanna_123BennatwaTheSoftestBull__liwanagNotChrisWhitednoelisoa__
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    very_tall_man
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    i got 99 problems and all of them are luftballons

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    joseboldmincatfernandeztaywerdoesstuffOKDeejaysimmichaelwalshLetdownLizzieJoshWatts4calvinmonty23
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    k_adaseheyheyyitssvkcobblestoneicehumbuckinpickupRosaTheWitchOKDeejaysthe_plinthLetdownLizzie
    AceMakesWordsQVT
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    why did they build a highway to the danger zone

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    yoga_tankJosephOlangBryainiacMSWard52stephlevacRasbanda_Manolochangc375alexdhenley
    dubstep4dadsBeeStaplercreepmansiondudehugs
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    coffee is weird. beanwater?? why did we even think to try beanwater

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    _cccreepUncleSAmericadinogorejcapatersonjaxlrosealisonayubihug__thief__lllvvvzzz
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    McJackijaxlroseBoost_My_LifetimbadtweetslllvvvzzzVenusRockHobbitnebulamaRcraiovean
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    "I'm afraid you've got Tom Jones Disease" "oh no, doctor, is that rare?" "well, it's not unusual"

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    Sarah__Ohhteedwhereceaseextremeprismaveryclevermorgvannydanamayer94logsplit818
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    JMHarencharhipsterbonerDrShenanigansduckishddbrackettextremeprismvvindwakerThirstyRando
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    shut up about bacon. bacon is good but just shut up about it already please. it's just bacon. it's literally just bacon

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    daemonic3morgvannyscumblyowenwright94sicilianjuly__unbub_Stupokalypsenauticalnoodle
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    Boost_My_LifeMolly_RomeromanstealahPaulinaokayyMcSwtrvstabbietanguaygoblinpaladinSomeStingray
    RowdySailboatScreamboat__
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    I wanna know what happened in all these haunted houses in mario games that there are like hundreds of ghosts there

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    jaxlrosetheumbertoISOremarkableBangMyBongoVILLHAVERdaemonic3hug__thief__grantyO
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    BeeStaplerMurderDeathHug
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    Why do they always specify "real fruit" smoothies. Are there other kinds. Fake fruit smoothies. "This one has jorkberries"

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    daemonic3smellodieeHansSkogvoldflailthroughsqueernautcanoroussmaxcham420Rymdemannen
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    hipsterbonerEsoterriaEllenRagequeernautmaxcham420AlecButModarnanalyticeyeDrewLog
    RowdySailboathella_brad
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    Subaru backwards is "U R a bus" and I resent that. Im not a bus

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    ensamblegeekhug__thief__messmec2424TotesMistyRebelBiascolincanreadtheiandelmarpowerfulshampoo
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    fontiago
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    All literature to be referred to as "pre-apocalyptic" from now on

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    kgrettehug__thief__morgvannyHyoscinedanamayer94hereceaseActualDoctorBeiberFan99
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    trash_sleeperjolly_getterrare_basement
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    "Slim Jim" is short for "Slames James"

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    hipsterbonerflufferfishhug__thief__joshykins89Handsprings1RichHomieKohnBrianaSeversonimaginaryblood
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    MistahBen
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    who ARE the mythbusters? *montage of like ten pianos exploding* adam savage *piano explodes* jamie hyneman *piano explodes* *piano explodes*

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    simmysamsozzlevoxelcomposersevendeadlywinshug__thief__alexwhoisniceBad_doerSwell_Bromorgvanny
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  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    great tweets, everybody. keep it up

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  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    I can't believe nobody thought of sandwiches until like the 1700s. The past was stupid

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  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    did scaramouche ever end up doing the fandango or did that ever get resolved or what

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    itsAllYumzurilian4_Gondordanamayer94tinyhumActualDoctorBeiberFan99anagramps
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  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    an orb floats into a bar. the bartender asks "why the perfectly spherical glowing blue body?" the orb hums and crackles

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    chuchugoogooapopagasmkpblissettmorgvannycoolhands_luketinyhumaStyrofoamCupActualDoctor
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    loveletterbombs
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    please envision Jeff Goldblum as Iron Man. please do this for me

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