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  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    the north korean national anthem is just the words "north korea" sung to the tune of "my sharona"

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  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    sigur ros. sigur rachel. sigur chandler. sigur phoebe. sigur joey. sigur the other one

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    dunndunndunnsmapdTylerMcCabeaveragegrandmatealandpurplemorri_mikeMisterBrendanMikeyVoges
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    dunndunndunniamtrevorbarnesMisterBrendanMikeyVogesChris_SherwoodAdamTheLobsterbenj_drinkingmacabresalad
    very_tall_man
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    i got 99 problems and all of them are luftballons

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    taterbug_gundyrareeelAshtynKlinezemblacascadiaAceGraciousfabulouscopsuitcase_girlcrunkdumpster
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    taterbug_gundyruok4a69maceface77JennyforaPennyRndmCharacteryeahdefinitelynbonaventuranarainey
    AceMakesWordsQVT
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    why did they build a highway to the danger zone

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    radtoriataterbug_gundyLucas_Gardnerunbub_Burds_1JonatanJohnssonangholtwyeds
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    taterbug_gundyF1rickardlosernilsxkattenxJeezyOceansshutupheavJasonCarney31Willapus
    dubstep4dadsBeeStaplermortgirgedudehugs
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    My dad had a good idea. Sometimes when cars drive by your house they honk at you. But you can't respond. That's where House Horn comes in

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    KennyWeithjfloydddmr_opelousaserinfegleytme36m3_clairechantheothermattmSound_Dept
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    mr_opelousastheothermattmSound_Deptrandy_s67AngstnEnnuiNigelVenablemaybekeyrisammcdunna
    RowdySailboatlostinhallwaysBeeStaplerDrew4484nataliejmooney
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    "I'm afraid you've got Tom Jones Disease" "oh no, doctor, is that rare?" "well, it's not unusual"

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    radtoriataterbug_gundysicilianjulyLucas_GardnerProChoiceRoyceTheSolClarkeunbub_mediokrasara
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    doctor_asstaterbug_gundyNoraKibayijesperhellgrenslynaengtrippysweetiemaybekeyriGHOSTBONES
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    shut up about bacon. bacon is good but just shut up about it already please. it's just bacon. it's literally just bacon

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    owenwright94sicilianjulyunbub_Stupokalypsenauticalnoodlemusicfreak2016wpgphotogturtlesandnigs
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    Molly_RomeromanstealahPaulinaokayyMcSwtrvstabbietanguaygoblinpaladinRainbowStingrayitskpbaybeee
    RowdySailboatScreamboat________
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    coffee is weird. beanwater?? why did we even think to try beanwater

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    smapdtaterbug_gundybekkabessDaddyJewcatcervenybipolarraccoonjstoffamewreckandream
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    taterbug_gundyTha_SquiddbradcesanekcatcervenybipolarraccoonBeccaLeeH10amewreckandreamallyrulzno1
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    I wanna know what happened in all these haunted houses in mario games that there are like hundreds of ghosts there

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    sowlestealerHamburgler08ProChoiceRoyceunbub_McSwtrvstjoshdgreenbergflashemberisomorphisms
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    Hamburgler08skecr8rDavidUzumeriZbg333FruzsEKitPoopisadamonfirejettieserious
    BeeStaplerMurderDeathHug
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    Subaru backwards is "U R a bus" and I resent that. Im not a bus

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    solar_rexuswood4sheepanagrampsLucas_Gardnerrecalled_2_lifeveroniraptorProChoiceRoycesamelpan
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    69shadesoftaaranagrampsIsaacWestergardTheAmazingEmoLeeptheSneakcynder401ArturoM614DamnItsTrill
    milkhugs
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    Why do they always specify "real fruit" smoothies. Are there other kinds. Fake fruit smoothies. "This one has jorkberries"

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    shatbitanagrampssmapdJumonji11moumantaiwayneberningerstratusdogGalaxyDog420
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    Jumonji1GalaxyDog420spencerbelzbradcesanekhulkinghorrorJamesIkeguchigirlslovehummuspizzanudepics
    RowdySailboathella_brad
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    All literature to be referred to as "pre-apocalyptic" from now on

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    anagrampssamuelbadamsProChoiceRoyceRusskiRosschukwukamsoVersace_UnicornMcSwtrvstflashember
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    trash_sleeperjolly_getterrare_basement
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    who ARE the mythbusters? *montage of like ten pianos exploding* adam savage *piano explodes* jamie hyneman *piano explodes* *piano explodes*

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    flashembereddie_rozayydnlbrsnwtp09crysisjimmymoreyFazio_NLostCatDogjaggings
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    favstar_historyMnWzrdJMHarencharsajenningsconkyjaggingsSchwag116WesTucker4
    BryukFkoala_hugs
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    I can't believe nobody thought of sandwiches until like the 1700s. The past was stupid

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    anagrampsHamburgler08smapdProChoiceRoyceunbub_Burds_1flashemberwhycrumb
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    jerkitcityMarsRover419nude_dadrenkouharemadeAwfulBadGarbageggfgegeeghghghGAlNAXsunfilter
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    did scaramouche ever end up doing the fandango or did that ever get resolved or what

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    anagrampssicilianjulyveroniraptorflashembernude_dadKarinaFromFieldcraftyexpatTiresiasfish
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    veroniraptorKarinaFromFieldPadrinoTragicoM_Dawg83MattCoxbillykeenlyclairequartzannajvos
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    "Slim Jim" is short for "Slames James"

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    anagrampssmapdI_Z_KProChoiceRoyceunbub_flashembergumleaves44KrLillenes
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    ItsBargainMantacotiffHIV_AIDZgndylanchichonchotuxbeejCannedNirvanaHoltHinton
    MistahBen
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    an orb floats into a bar. the bartender asks "why the perfectly spherical glowing blue body?" the orb hums and crackles

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    smapdbilgewaterjonesDudeInABearSuittoraworaafredorapOhWowHmmunbub_RainbowKohl
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    loveletterbombs
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    I used to be the youngest person in the world

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    anagrampsLucas_GardnerBurds_1pangieeveeflashembernude_dad____keithJamesmartincole
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    doctor_assceebelsTruett____keithMsMorticiaFrumpk80evansemotionalpimpdrivelhe4d
    charMANdorkBreterbies
  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    I say bug spray, you say insect repellent. Lets call the whole thing Off

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    radtoriarecalled_2_lifeflashembernude_dadYVNGCVBMaAnLipizza__momJamesmartincole
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  • jitka
      jitka @jitka

    If you call the Ghostbusters EVERY time there's something strange in your neighborhood, they're gonna stop showing up after awhile

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