@monstroso @glinner best insult ever: Read my Tweeds. cos my tweets aint listening.

RT @twitchut: Get the London look. http://t.co/roM1uTwQ

oh @robmanuel you make I laugh. http://bit.ly/deRQAN

@benjkendall I can knit an entire jumper and not drop my chips, or a stitch.

I do so hope someone finds a direct video quote of cameron saying "hug a hoodie" cos he just said on oath at Leveson he's never said it.

@sarahmillican75 @jollyolly I can thoroughly reccomend @breckland's drinks. They are very posh and tasty.

@davidwhittam There is only one time it works: http://t.co/BFpliZnb

@brays_cottage @lowsizerghbarn That is them. The veg they have is grown at the castle which is national trust. Lovely stuff.

@bokarelli tell your shoulder from me, its getting a cold reception from mine.

@brays_cottage encore, almo nature and vet biscuits for wee problems.

AMAZING! Cats face found in slice of bread: http://t.co/iFdS2o6

@glinner not humble enough to take any responsibility for things done under his name. Humble pie was lacking. Even if the foam was not.

@brays_cottage if you lightly indian spice inside the meat and add a tamarind chutney that would be good. #cantrememberwhatmeattasteslike

RT @lambda_ry The Superhero Alphabet: http://t.co/UknVyVn [IMAGE] <-- OOOhh. Fun.

@davidwhittam a chicken willy head. What is to be confused about?

I must make an intrepid journey to the magic hot water dispenser. My vessel of beverage is empty and it needs more elixir.

RT: @marwood Wow. Only just seen this, absolutely incredible work. http://vimeo.com/15749093 <--amazing! prague clock.

damn.. My perfect maincure is no longer. index finger nail sheared off and I didn't notice until it was hanging.

@bonnieblueamrie Ohhh *claps like an over excited six year old* :) I shall make sure I leave room.

@roxy_hart @chilledunit http://bit.ly/aattcM :)