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2 old lady's at the coffee shop, "No you should really do your kegles its like being able to grab right ahold of them."
I pumpkin spice ODed.
Super happy my cake was very moist. Super sad only 1/2 came out of the pan when I flipped it.
I messaged my wife & 3 friends over last two days & nobody has responded. I suspect I might be like the dead guy from the 6th sense.
I see people on Facebook all the time asking for advice & five days later complaining about the same thing & didn't used any of that advice
Getting a fathers day text at 1am last night from my 18 yo might be the best fathers day gift ever.
Might be time to question my role in this relationship. Was at Lowe's w the wife and I got excited because I picked out a new Swiffer.
So the woman who helped the two convicts escape lives about 7 miles away from me. So thats a thing.
You think ya know somebody and then thy turn 13. Its like somebody swapped personalities with my kid.
Hope it is a testament to my own quality that the ppl I am fb friends w are cut above as only 1 said disparaging remarks bout Caitlyn Jenner
"Making it" for me isn't going on expensive vacations, it is going to work on the day before payday and having enough gas to get home.
All I want is a job where I can build up enough vacation time so I can get all my laundry done. ...And by "my" I do mean my wife's.
I may have overcompensated while making the 2 youngest a lunch w/ an origami swan napkin that says "Dad loves you."
Bittersweet-I only need to make 2 lunches today because the oldest now has senior privileges. So an empty bag of parent tears is all he gets
Rushed home to get dinner on before my wife got there. Remembered she'd be late. Now outback using this chainsaw to find my man card.
Raptor riding zombie killer. Spinner of office chairs.
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