One thing you learn as you rise through corporate ranks is that there are idiots on every step of the way.

Made 3 pots of coffee at work today but only had 1 cup. Oh co-workers how I hate thee. pic.twitter.com/5519CY1weP

@ezraklein I think you might be one of the only ppl who could fill in on Up. Up w/ Ezra Klein, work on that. #uppers

Sure, all my co-workers showed up today but not all of them brought their brains.

Meetings: all those words, so little communication.

There is a huge gap in enthusiasm between my gf and myself that tomorrow is garbage day.

Pretend this is a funny tweet about Mondays that hasn't been done before...


see you can't even pretend.

Nobody ever bothers to look at your computer screen at work when you actually have 4 spreadsheets and 3 reports open.

Tech support isn't just fixing ppls problems, it is fixing ppls problems w/o pointing out they caused them themselves.

Best meeting of the day was w/ my GF for her birthday lunch.

There is a very thin line between a company meeting on a conference line and 5 people sitting around playing with their phones.

My jeans say, "casual Friday", my closet says "laundry day was a while ago."

Apple CEO, Tim Cook, apologized for the new Maps app & sent an elite team to a remote location to fix it. Sadly 1/2 the team got lost.

Apparently 2:51 was just Paul Ryan's running time, not the time he stopped to pull Cory Booker from a burning building. #lyinryan #uppers

Makers of P90x are launching a Paul Ryan inspired product called PR90x. Its a 90 day work out you can complete in 60 days. #lyinryan #uppers

I am either getting less funny or there used to be a lot more people that wanted me to star them.

Seems like software design is about adding enough features ppl upgrade and enough suck that they will want to upgrade again next time.

Making coffee at work is hard. It has to be just sucky enough that others wont drink too much but good enough where I still will.