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I'm not the hippie.
2) 20 yr old hipster missing classes because they are drunk is funny; a 50 yr old former hippy missing work because they are drunk is sad.
Life lessons learned returning as alumni to my fraternity: 1) You can't wake up hungover if you don't go to sleep.
Vaccinations wont make your kids less intelligent but not getting them says a lot about you.
I just deleted Facebook from my phone. I feel sick to my stomach. To be clear, the two are unrelated.
Somedays at work I fill up the sink and pour in extra bleach just so it smells like I'm by a pool.
First day on the new job!
Lunch w/ relatives all approaching or older than 50 Before we ate they bowed their heads in a moment of silence to check FB on their iPhones
The kids I used to tweet about said that my feed was lame now. I replied that they just aren't as interesting anymore.
Luckily or maybe unluckily for you I have a phone that can post to twitter again.
I post hilarious stuff all the time. Unfortunately its posted to the feed in my head.
Unemployment insurance exists cause there are winners and losers in Capitalism but when job creators lose they move on.
You will never know how many bad tattoos there are until you go a water park on discount day.
Raptor riding zombie killer. Spinner of office chairs.
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