GUYS: you need to be nicer to women,if you dont believe me just google "woman stabs" and see how many stories come up.

Is PMS contagious ? I feel bloated and want too stab people

I could believe in a soul mate ,If I could figure out how to combine about 20 of you ladies into one person.

Women want a man who is kind but firm,tough but sweet,playful but focused/ when to talk and listen....kind of sounds bipolar

I just listened to all the side effects that can happen when taking a depression medicine ,I don't feel so bad after all.

I want to be the guy in a rap song that justs says YEA

I have to be careful I read all your Twitter trash talk ,then go to work and want to call people ass wipes and bitches

If a tornado is an act of God ,why do they always hit the bible belt?

Just heard geese flying over, heading north , they are all done crapping down here ,your turn again.

My ex had no tolerance for anyone who wasn't like her, you miss out on so many life experiences limiting the people , food and drink in life

I think I watched too many of those old romantic movies as a kid,I take life day by day but in the back of my mind im waiting for THAT girl

hum hum hum brown eyed girl, hum hum hum brown eyed girl THUMP - ME HITTING HUM SINGING CO-WORKER

I get that people don't like abortion ,but how can you be against contraception if that will keep people from having abortions ?

I wish I could correct my typo's of my drunk tweets but some of you favor them anyways either you were drunk or the nice in you is showing

4 or 5 ingredients slopped together in different forms - Most Mexican Restaurants.

Heard porn star say she had anal at 14 because she and her Christian boyfriend wanted to stay Virgins until marriage.So thats how that works

Since 9am I have been thinking of eating Indian food OR why I have trouble losing weight

I almost said SANK YOU when they delivered my Chinese food. I'm an asshole

I texted a new lady friend that I was looking up dinner recipes and would she like to come over,she declined realized I typed donner recipes

Watched a new show called Doomsday Prepper ,and realized its not a bad idea to prepare . So to stock up,I bought 2 bottles of Vodka