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#ImWeakFor really butch women.
Everyone I've been meeting lately I just look at them and think "I wonder if they've had sex" idk
Ok screw yourself.
"I'll beat your dick off with both my hands, I don't care!"
I'll never let your head hit the bed without my hand behind it
''Do you really want me to put in Mean Girls? Why? You're not a mean girl!'' Thanks Mr. Sweet, ily
Accidentally made eye contact with Joy O'Connor. She started singing my name
You break up every other week, don't make your Facebook status "8 months, love you baby <3"