Well, I will be able to break you off a little bit. I’ll be able to slap it, but I won’t have time to flip it and rub it down.

I'm also an orphan. My dad ran out on me when I was just a kid. All he left was a batch of hepatitis on the toilet seat.

@jpluskay @kking142 @danithegeekgirl @blarebare

Thanks for helping a newb out by showing some love! Always appreciated!

Jesus was dead but then came back as an all-powerful god zombie. Ryan O'Neal had his ups and downs, but is now back, and better than ever.

It’s medicinal. But not for AIDS...

140 fucking characters is way to goddamned restrictive an amount of characters for me to make one fucking salient and meaningful point ab...

(doing my best impersonation of Jack Palance) “now...fellate me while I eat this expensive ham"

Oh, that was just the main log of the beaver dam that wrenched itself loose...it's gonna be a mudbutt/wet- wipe kinda day kids.

@barbeegrrl4 you're not. Just playing around. I rarely get the finer points of socialization, in real life, or on internets. Just a big goof

Twitter: never have so many women pretended to be horny in any other place and time.

...“my turn now cocksuckers"

My story is the story of a raging Christ figure who tore himself off the cross and looked at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said...

Translation: I’m not sure if both of us are gonna come...

"For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love".

-Sagan

If there's a marijuana-ology, I'd be a mentor.

In my previous tweet "50+ women" is interchangeable with "black women", "asian women", "hot moms", etc, etc.

What I ever did to receive so many invitations to date 50+ women through email, I don't know, but all I can say is SCORE!