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In case you are wondering about my culinary skills, it took me 3 tries to get an eggo waffle right this am...
Takes more than a few hours a week and spoiling them rotten to earn father of the year. Dip shit.
The only thing better than hearing you say goodnight, every night, is having your arms around me while you say it.
Just borrowed exs truck..he had puddle of mud-she hates me playing when I started it... Coincidence??? Lmao
So the weed man just came to the door... He didn't have any weed.. Wtf??
Don't think because I've been nice & accommodating that you can push me around... When I push back you will fucking know it.
125$ vet bill because my cat has a head cold. How's your Saturday?
If 7 asks me to pull his finger one more time, I'm going to dislocate it.
Bacon samples at Costco.... Hmmmmmm
Lesson of the day: Never share your feelings unless their good, EVER. Got that kids?
"Sigh" Missing u baby.
You miserable, lonely people that try to steal happiness from others can go fuck your hat. Cuz its all good where we sit ♥
Let the fuckery begin
7- what kind of Bees make milk Mom? Me- Bees make honey, sweetie 7- no Mom,1 kind makes milk, I swear. Me- ???? 7- BOOBEES!!!! SMH...
A fly the size of a Boeing 757 is in my room buzzing & making me fucking crazy. Too lazy to do anything more than bitch about it tho.
See you in a few.... Miami :)
I am who I am. My attitude depends entirely on who u are.