My beloved sister @flying_spirit1 had her horse stolen a week ago. http://twitpic.com/4wc7we Can you help #FindSpirit?

Don't make me come over there Iran...

I just felt bad for mocking an ambulance siren sound.

I think I'm actually mad. Swearing like a bitch. Jesus Christ is coming for dinner. He's a really nice bloke. Bastard.

http://www.ted.com/talks/chade_meng_tan_everyday_compassion_at_google.html

After much work last night, got the cover art made and new single will be on iTunes withinin 24 hours :) http://youtu.be/pyyCLcPV6u8?hd=1

I've just found out that I don't give a fuck :) it's nice. *terms and conditions apply

Wonderful sense of humour hahahaha #bitcoin  http://bitcoinity.org/markets/mtgox/GBP … pic.twitter.com/mqbXjANI4F

I will build your website for just 1 BTC #bitcoin #webdesign #specialoffer

Don't hate Bieber the Exploited Child, direct your energy toward revolution.

When asked "What would Jesus do?" to the Church of England, they pulled their pants down and shit in my mother's face.

Jungle playlist  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3wvk_yJf88&list=UUAdLIqSK6YaFVFDPcAbQgjQ&index=19&feature=plcp …

 http://xkcd.com/137/  pic.twitter.com/fogEFllw

Syrian government, you utter bastards

People think I'm too patronising (means I treat them as if they're stupid)

In a dark car park. Without drugs. I just tore my trousers.

@unheavy fuck bread

RT @tedxsalford #Tedxsalford http://t.co/BQKI9VdA << awesome

They wont stop finding ways to make you believe what they want you to believe until the majority does believe. They are relentless.

High protean, low carbohydrate for the win. Best dietary tip I could ever give anyone.