Never mind money, jobs, and real estate...I wonder what the youngs will do to us when they realize we've taken all the good usernames?

Will you be able to sidle up next to a Google Glass wearer and say "ok glass, show me midget porn" or are they tied to wearer's voice?

I love Twitter the service and I am starting to really dislike Twitter the company.

Twitter is Vader, 3rd-party sites/clients are Lando. "I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further." Users are Han in carbonite

Ikea is a retail tower defense game where you are the enemy trying to navigate the maze without losing all your money before the exit.

Most TV ads: men are dumb, women are annoying, you're stupid & that's great, eat this fatty, America!, 4-hr erections, you're so alone.

When you think of it as $1 trillion for an Instakilogram, $1 billion for Instagram doesn't sound that bad.

Seeing who still has domains to transfer away from Go Daddy is the internet's walk of shame.

I wish Omar and Stringer were still alive to see this.

So far, the opening ceremony is very much how a 10-year-old would explain the UK to a 7-year-old.

Imagining a sixth season of The Wire where Lester tracks drug dealers through Bubbles' wireless hotspot.

The worst password requirements list ever: http://t.co/jBIk3BC8

Pretty sure the "Pinterest user and '90s Beanie Baby collector" Venn diagram would show two mostly overlapping circles.

Unless you're a super-genius, everything in life is achieved through the application of brute force. Intelligence is just a multiplier.

Tiger Woods is the Tiger Woods of cheating on his wife.

Obama supporting same-sex marriage is possibly the best thing since Lincoln freed the gays, killed those vampires, and invented Facebook.

My problem with web gamification: it's casino gaming more than playground games in that it creates addicts for the benefit of the house.

Jesus Christ, can't someone at Apple get Wozniak an iPhone 4S so he doesn't have to wait in line for 18 hours? http://t.co/O39AWKnT

God, of all the dumb racist bullshit...I can't believe the President had to post his birth certificate on the White House web site.

You know, the Space Shuttle used to fly into actual outer space and no one gave a shit.