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Having a "Dance Like White People" party at my house tonight if any of you guys wanna come and dance with just your shoulders.
Just started watching The Big Bang Theory. Just stopped watching The Big Bang Theory.
All men do is ruin stuff then repair it just enough to ruin it again.
Advice To Future Son: when a woman says she's not hungry--- wait. Nope, still mad about Trayvon.
Don't use my toilet if you're visiting me. Wait 'till you get home.
The WNBA logo should be the silhouette of a dude asleep.
Black girls with blonde hair. Stop it.
I feel like I would accidentally drop my sword as I rode into battle.
Todd Akin is making it so hard to be white in America. #LegitimateRape
Hey, ladies- ever see a dude with no athleticism throw a ball? Yea? That's how bad you look when you can't walk in heels.
Advice To Future Son: Never fight a dude whose hair isn't lined up. He clearly doesn't give a fuck & will go the distance.
I'm thankful they changed it to "Black Friday" instead of the original title; "Post Thanksgiving Nigga Blowout Sale." #USA
There's nothing more unattractive than an attractive woman that doesn't know she's attractive.
I like to hide condom wrappers in my married friends' pockets.
We're all going to be disgusting one day. Find someone who makes you laugh and whose smell you don't hate and call it a day.
All women do is put their hair in pony tails and be disappointed about stuff.
Writer for The Cleveland Show on FOX. Director. Actor. Black guy.