Can your Mac do this?  http://moe.vg/WKXJol 

If Apple wants to sell the iPhone 4S well in Japan they need to give Siri a Maid voice. "Hai, goshujin-sama."

RT @yuno_5320 @seiyager: "I could cry at this" RT @kazuo0507: The American Military assistance mission has been named 'Operation Tomodachi.'

Boo to Family Guy producer @thesulk for making rude statements about the Japanese. Thumbs down, dude. #earthquake #pearlhabor

Viewing Sakura in Ueno Park while listening to @mc_frontalot pic.twitter.com/iNKShGFpES

@hflw The sale covers both chocolate and Tenga products/onaholes. We figure people will need one or the other.

Now that's a 404 page http://j.mp/raJ8Qr (via @gruber)

Best live news feed for the #earthquake right now. http://t.co/KudW6hc (thanks @ikchudssuph )

Random #nihongo: "Han Solo" means "half premature ejaculator" in Japanese (半早漏）.

RT @naxace: you've gotta add more Japanese panties. I have never had anything softer on my crotch

@odyssey http://twitpic.com/48edb1 - Fireball in Chiba O_o

I like Madoka Magica, but dislike the "I am a 42 year old man intently watching magical girls" aspect of it,

Strawberry and whipped cream sandwiches. I must be in Japan. pic.twitter.com/dTgbZmDE

I wonder if I could make people believe Japanese eat a striped bread called “shima-pan.” Maybe next April Fool’s Day.

Oo! The Church of Madoka and Haruhi have arrived! http://t.co/ByggJL5m

Weird Al Yankovic with a fairly normal haircut and wardrobe. http://t.co/9dl26BAy @alyankovic

Three really odd and NSFW #Madoka pics http://imgur.com/T2qnE http://imgur.com/1RhL8 http://imgur.com/ZePm6

The #earthquake has bent the top of Tokyo Tower. http://t.co/990Ij9U (it was one of the six most power quakes ever recorded??)

My new favorite picture of #totoro http://t.co/qteKgWd

True story: my mother once actually said, "Oh look, Peter is selling bibles" when she saw the Bible Black CD-ROM packaging. Um...