If you liked it then you should have put an appropriately sized uninterruptible power supply on it.

Costco on the weekend: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.

If you have "See Paunchy Darius Rucker Impersonator" and "See Paunchy Malik Yoba Impersonator" on your bucket list, IAH is a goldmine.

RT @greglutze: When someone says "I don't like coffee" I just hear "I hate puppies, Johnny Cash & feelings like love & happiness."

Sarah Palin honestly believes English is a living language. One that she can hunt and kill from a helicopter.

I have Inside Systems Engineer openings on my team! Good with virtualization/talking to people? Want to sit next to me? http://bit.ly/gl5yeO

My Big FAT32 Greek Wedding #techmovies

@snipeyhead Knock knock.
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Java

Driving around Austin and NO ONE is dressed as a giant eyeball.

Worst Residents Day ever.

VLC Media Player for iPad is out: http://bit.ly/aqmSJU

I know you're all excited, but please try not to spoil it for those celebrating Greek Orthodox iPad Launch Day next week.

Just taught my 8 y.o. to ignore his first EULA and click Agree.

Sunrise, sunset…

@curlycomedy #yollo

Great weekend! Took my 4- and 7-y.o. to see The Avengers.

Related note: Does anyone want to go see the 2nd half of The Avengers with me?

Sure you Coachella people think you're so cool, but Holographic Tupac was LIP-SYNCING. HA!

#FollowFriday Saturday

Dear Facebook,

Thanks.

Sincerely,
Netflix

The only thing that would make the Abbottabad authorities look worse would be if the mansion was owned by Vandelay Industries.

@seanhussey He has surely risen.

RT @allthingsnoisy: I'd congratulate the Senate on repealing DADT, but that's kind of like praising a 16-year-old for being potty trained.