Don't worry everyone, the W3C said the HTML5 logo doesn't go into effect until 2022.

Every time a coach in Cleveland is fired, an angel gets its wings.

I believe the definition of "Fanboy" is watching a city council meeting from a city in a state that you don't even live in.

Just checked out a possible new Lofty Cupcake location. One that has seating. Excited.

The top 3 reasons people move to Cleveland are for the hospitals, the schools and to coach our sports teams.

So proud of @loftymel. With her new crew she's taken @loftycupcake to another level. Now she just needs sleep.

I'm home alone and I just fell out of my office chair. Gonna need that Life Alert.

Does ADT sell a security system that lets you know when you hear glass breaking at 11:30pm that its your cat breaking a vase, not a robber?

@jamiepittock Parsley.js  http://parsleyjs.org/ 

I’m live tweeting what @loftymel says in her sleep: “We’re gonna get the same outfit”. Me: but you wear dresses. Mel: Yeah and they’re cute!

My wife just got an iPhone5 before me. I’m such a good husband.

After building my own issue tracker in EE a few times, this looks amazing. http://t.co/0dNOK5vx

@loftymel Forgive me. I work from home. Haven't showered since November.

Mel "…and then we can get my dog"
Jon "…or a hot water tank"

This is my new favorite picture. pic.twitter.com/X1UG5YL7Uk

"Do you really want to see it?"
"Are you asking me that just because you've been shamed on Twitter"
"Yes"

Currently attempting to sleep in a fort in my living room.

Seriously, Gravy?  http://twitpic.com/car26k 

Being @ibg_russ' friend means that once a year I have to spend a day listening to prank call tapes on youtube.

My wife made me cry this morning. That's the last time I cut onions for her.