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I saw you drivin'/
'Round town with the girl I love/
And I'm like, haiku!
Today I wore my bra at half mast (on but unclasped) in honor of my fallen tits.
Loving my new muffin top
...tin I bought today!
'Do Wacka Do' by Roger Miller #songsyoucannevermakeloveto
I used all my shaving cream today. It was on it's last leg.