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May the wifi be with you.
I'll say I don't care. I don't care.
Me; "Maybe I should go to sleep..." Twitter; "Shut the fuck up and keep scrolling." Me; "Okay."
Cop; "Why do you have a beer in your hand?" Me; "I was drinking it... ?"
I will only live once. I don't care.
Sir, you don't want to do this, put the unfollow button down and let the follower go.
A teenager now a days being themselves... now thats a miracle.
Me; "Baby, we make a great threesome" Her; "What?" Dog; "Bark bark".
If a Jehovah's Witness ever comes to my doorstep again I swear.
I'll be young, wild and free. I don't care.
I could use the comfort of a grown, beautiful woman. Not a young, drama starting slutbag. In case you were wondering.
Her; "Are you high?" Me; "Is a pig's pussy pork?"
My mind is saying "forget it" but my heart says "Don't let go"
I'm never satisfied. It's not enough.
I dont need perfect, I just need you.
You can tell me what I wanna hear. As long as its true.